twat

An unpleasant tweet (through twitter). It brings bad news.

"My girlfriend sent me a twat last night, saying we're done
Someone twatted me from Japan-saying the reactors are melting down.

by CupkakeVindog March 20, 2011

Twat

A pregnant fish

Theres a pregnant fish i believe its called a twat

by Anne franklin September 02, 2008

twatting

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.

Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.

by Kernel2244 March 07, 2011

Twats

A term you call your "twitter" friends.

"I think I might be crazy, what do you think twats?" - (typed on twitter.)

by twitteradict1010 November 12, 2009

Twat

A twat is somebody who acts like a cunt (see cunt)

That adgh is a right twat

by His mum November 12, 2003

twat

the vagina

that chick has a fishy twat, she needs to clean dat shit out

by dadouf January 11, 2002

Twatting

Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.

"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."

by OGGhett0 April 11, 2010