Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.

Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)

by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009

moob tube

An over-tight t-shirt worn by an overweight man.

Jeff had gained several stone since he last wore the t-shirt, and it now clung to his body like a wet sheet draped over mounds of clay.

"Hey man, nice moob tube," commented one of his friends.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

tube boobs

A pair of female breasts that sag so much, they resemble long tubes or tube socks.

The most concentrated collections of tube boobs are usually found in National Geographic magazine.

by joshuaperry March 28, 2008

tube mice

Tiny black mice that live in on the tracks of the London Underground and eat coal.

wow look down there, little tube mice!

by Jo12345 December 25, 2007

u tubed

Someone who just got their ass kicked or embarrassed by someone with a video cam then downloaded for broadcast on u tube

Did you check out that video of your sister getting u tubed by those bull dyke bitches?

by CosmicRider April 10, 2008

n00b tube

A weapon in any game that allows for online play. This weapon will allow easy kills for new players or n00bs. The most common n00b tube is the grenade launcher. The grenades launch out of a tube therefore the phrase n00b tube is appropriate.

nerd 1: OMFG WTF he killed me!!
nerd 2: yh i saw him he was using a n00b tube
nerd 3:i hate n00bs :(

by Kerky August 1, 2008

n00b tube

Any weapon used by a n00b primarily in FPS games that allows easy kills by players with absolutely no skill

Damn, how'd that newbie own us? The busta used a n00b tube the whole time!

by The_Dark_Side May 7, 2005