Tennessee sweet-tea

Sweet tea (tea and sugar) spiked with Jack Daniels.

"Gimme some of that Tennessee sweet-tea!"

by druid628 September 13, 2006

Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

tennessee

A great southern state with wonderful moral and ethical values. Just because you live in TN does not mean that you are hick that can't speak proper English. Yes, some of us do have an accent... but so do people from all around the north, midwest, east coast, west coast, and what have you. Some of the previous entries that talk about the school system being horrible and we talk lik dis... and we from tenner see and we eeet whiskey an' good ol' possum pie. NO ONE EATS OPOSSUM PIE. We are not hicks, and we are not stupid. We don't go walking around barefoot with hay hanging out of our mouths. I am proud to call myself a Tennessean. And if you have a problem with Tennessee, keep it to yourself, don't go nagging and talking about it being a worthless state and hell on earth. If you live here, and you hate it.. THEN LEAVE!! Stop complaining and whining and do something about getting out of our state, that we call home, and go back to wherever you came from.

Tennessee, a civilized moral and ethical state.

by proud to be from TN July 12, 2006

Tennessee

The most fantastic place in the world to live. If you live in the suburbs, you get great public schools, nice shopping, and those fantastic accents.

I miss my home. :(

by .... September 8, 2003

Tennessee

The best place in the world. Just below Kentucky.

Jack Daniels

by Sniper December 8, 2003

Northern Tennessee water flask special

When a man peas in a water flask and then shoves it up his ass. Then he plays the flute really hard and bubbles the piss. The piss drain into his stomach and he throws up everywhere and shits the flask out which covers him in piss and shit. He then mixes all of his poop,piss, and vomit and Diet Coke into the flask and drinks it, causing his stomach to rupture and bleed out and die. You also have to do this in northern Tennessee

Guy:you here about Connor
Guy 2: yeah I heard, he did the Northern Tennessee water flask special
Miacheal jorden: jumpsot

by Meatwad60 January 25, 2022

Franklin, Tennessee

Cited as the most conservative town in the US by 20/20 (credible for sure), Franklin is about 30 minutes south of Nashville, TN, located in the state's richest county (Williamson) and home to a bunch of (white) country, christian, folk and other musicians (along with a bunch of other professionals or preachers). Picturesque Main Street with local pastry shops (Merridee's is a staple!) and boutiques (which can be hella pricey...country stars shop there...) almost make you forget the city's fame: The Battle of Franklin. Yes, there are historic sites touting the town's dedication to Confederates, just like there are locals who wish we wouldn't. Overall, if you go there, you'll wish you had the $400,000 to buy a modest house with a picket fence, raise a family, and send your kids to one of the best public school districts ever. And you would raise them to love God and hate Brentwood (and maybe liberals...maybe).

Guy 1: Where you from?
Guy 2: Outside Nashville.

Guy 1: Really? I was raised in Brentwood.

Guy 2: I'm from Franklin, Tennessee.

(Conversation/Friendship OVER).

by TenISee September 28, 2013