dry-toke

An attempt to take a toke off a spliff/joint when it's gone out/not lit.

Usually spoken accompanied by a disgusted facial expression and gestures reaching to the nearest beverage.

*person1 takes a toke off a spliff*
ugh.. *disgusted face*
*person2*
aah, dry-toke, man, they're nasty sometimes
*person 1 nods and reaches for the orange juice*

by Mihaili January 12, 2012

toke countdown

The anxious countdown to when you will be able to smoke weed next. Can range from minutes to weeks.

Wendy: (on Facebook chat) hey what are you up to?
Peter: (on Facebook chat) ugh I'm on a toke countdown until my parents go to bed.

by wecomefromstars March 13, 2011

sneak-a-toke

a special bong that dosent leave any hints of weed or smoke and allows u to hit in the back of a bus, classroom or n.e where u desire.

"yo pass the sneak-a-toke u fuckin hog, before the teacher looks"

by kmfdm665attak September 18, 2005

cunt toke

The last toke in the bowl of your bong or pipe. It tastes like dead hooker and smells like an old sweaty box.

"here, it's a cunt toke though"

"man do you want the cunt toke"?

by melonlemang May 6, 2008

Cock Toking

Sucking cock; puffing on cock; Hog Smoking

Jessica is into cock toking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

harsh toke

nasty or unbearable, originating from the pot smoking community

that was a harsh toke of a cliff i just jumped bro

by stiger April 19, 2003

Fool of a toke

A play on a quote from The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, "Fool of a Took!"
A fool of a toke is when a person smoking marijuana inhales too much and cough's for over a minute.

Observant: Hey, look at jimmy, he's on the floor after that fool of a toke.

by Stuartking September 10, 2010