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An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world
Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!
by stuartking March 31, 2009

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A play on a quote from The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, "Fool of a Took!"
A fool of a toke is when a person smoking marijuana inhales too much and cough's for over a minute.
Observant: Hey, look at jimmy, he's on the floor after that fool of a toke.
by Stuartking September 10, 2010

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