No TJ No BJ

Refers to the Call of Duty player Thomas Haly (TJHaly). Basically, this phrase doesnt have any real significance but its funny as fuck. I actually created this phrase on Zoomaa's "The Flank" podcast live stream lmao.
*TJHaly goes 12-0 on Moscow SnD*

Live chat: "No TJ no BJ"
by WiiZZarddd March 11, 2021
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TJ KHALED

Someone who is very focused on his studies.
Damn he is a TJ KHALED
by PUNCH SOKALINGAM February 06, 2017
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TJ McCoy

Midwesterner. Definitely high most of the time. Previous life was spent in Scandinavia training in ninja-style heavy-metal fighting and musicianship and also some combination of the two (Elite Thrash Fu). Was killed and reborn in 90 while attempting to assasinate Brett Michaels.
That's TJ McCoy and he could kill you.
by superultrajimmy October 17, 2010
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TJ Hooker

Noun - A special type of 'toe job.' Although the definition would imply that this is an act that can only be performed with a paid prostitute, it actually can apply to any female willing to participate in the act (bar slut, sorority girl, high school cheerleader, etc.). This is when the female lays on her back and sucks the left big toe of the male participant while he lays on his side and uses his right foot to fuck the female in the vagina with his big toe. It should be used as foreplay before sex or in place of actual sex with a girl that potentially has a variety of sexually trasmitted diseases one would not want to expose his penis to. This should be discussed with friends the next day and the male that is able to perform this act on a female should receive a 'high five' from all male friends present during the disclosure of the act.
Paul - "Holy Shit I totally gave that slut Allison a TJ Hooker last night."
Chris - "You are the man" (High Five)
by Gregory W. December 18, 2006
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TJ McHammerton

An adjective describing the behavior of a rather intoxicated individual.
I think Marty was a little too TJ McHammerton last night.
by superughetti March 26, 2008
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TJ The SB

Damn, she's hot, I would TJ the SB!
by Big "C" June 06, 2006
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TJ Maxx

A shitty store with shitty management..
John: Where do you work?
Mike: TJ Maxx.
John: Damn..
Mike: Yeah...
by Mike__Hawk December 02, 2005
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