Two guys are standing in a que for 1.5 hours, before getting in the club, which is surprisingly empty.
guy1: dude, why's that shithole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! TIS
They go to the bar, ordering 2 Long Island Icetea.
They cost 50$.
guy1: WTF!?!
guy2: man relax!! TIS
guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world's next topmodel...He's acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves...No of them even give him a single look. Sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: I am sorry to tell you bro, TIS -> This is Stockholm
guy1: dude, why's that shithole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! TIS
They go to the bar, ordering 2 Long Island Icetea.
They cost 50$.
guy1: WTF!?!
guy2: man relax!! TIS
guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world's next topmodel...He's acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves...No of them even give him a single look. Sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: I am sorry to tell you bro, TIS -> This is Stockholm
by chrizzzzd December 18, 2008

Those greasy, smelly, Eye-ties, are still whining about the second round spanking South Korea gave them at the 2002 World Cup.
by Soju Gorae January 20, 2005

Ti voglio expresses strong sexual desire to someone's body, or love,passion ,but not between friends It is an italian word but sometimes we need to express feeling in other languages i order to provoke interest because people are curious animal - don't be angry !
by Gabsity October 3, 2008

by nadzzzzz June 29, 2010

Tongue Tied by GROUPLOVE is about the protagonist being in love with his best friend but being too scared to admit his feelings in fear of rejection or ruining the friendship.
“Take me to your BEST FRIENDS house , Normally we’re MAKING OUT”
“Take me to your BEST FRIENDS house , Normally we’re MAKING OUT”
Stranger 1: “I relate to the song “Tongue Tied” so much.”
Stranger 2: “Why’s that?”
Stranger 1: “Im in love with my best friend.”
Stranger 2: “Why’s that?”
Stranger 1: “Im in love with my best friend.”
by ginatheanonymous August 8, 2023

by Goofgunk April 11, 2023
