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The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.
People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.
by ApricotFields October 29, 2020
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Thousand Island

When a man ejaculates onto a woman that is on her period, and the semen and blood are mixed together and drank by the participants or put onto a sandwich.
I didn't know how drunk I got last night, until I ate the sandwich Ron made for me and tasted that Thousand Island I remembered creating with him on the sandwich.
by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016
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Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine

The amount of girls I have had sex with
"Dude, I've had sex with Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine girls".
by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017
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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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a thousand years by christina perri

'a thousand years' by christina perri, is a song that is about loving someone for literally a thousand more. this song is from the original soundtrack of 'twilight - breaking down'. it is inspired by the relationship of the fictional characters: bella and edward.
christina perri wrote 'a thousand years' with david hodges.
in ‘twilight - breaking down pt. 2' christina perri wrote more lyrics for the song, so it would shows up in the end of the saga. the name is 'a thousand years - pt. 2 (feat steven kazee)
the first part of the song (and most famous) was released in 2011, having 1 billion views on youtube (in 2021). and the second, was released in the next year
i love the song the song: a thousand years by christina perri
by lemongirlma November 23, 2021
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Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.
When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.
by PausedDuck November 20, 2023
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gimme da thousand

When someone makes an offer that you want to refuse but can't afford to.
Vernetta: "Maxwell get from around this man window!"
Maxwell: "Ine come to you woman! Where John?...Gimme da thousand!"
by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg July 26, 2021
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