shart

When trying to fart, you instead poo and make a mess.

"man i just shart myself", "that was a massive and messy shart", "I had a big fart building up but it turned into shart"

by Dr S Spajet June 17, 2006

shart

what happens when one has not defecated in the last 10 hours and relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, but, low and behold, the defecation feels left out and decides to come along for the ride. sometimes results in a hard, long log dropping out of trousers, but is usually wet and messy and results when one tries to push out a fart.

nick: man i sharted last night at the party.
john: that sucks man. how'd that happen?
nick: i hadnt shit since the day before and i really needed to fart. i thought i would be okay just to fart but as soon as i let it out i realized what i had done. i didn't make it to the bathroom in time so everyone saw it run down my leg. it was gross.
john: oh...
nick: but my girlfriend helped me. she wiped my ass for me and she put on my diaper. it took her like 67 wipes just to get all of the shit out of my asshole and off my balls.
john: she must really love you...

by AlwaysBord April 14, 2007

shart

when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.

i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time

"Mom I think I sharted"-jojo

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

sharted on

When you absolutely fucking destroy someone lmao. Like shitting on someone.

I just murdered you and your family, get sharted on kid.

by I hate me so much March 29, 2021

shart

A shart is when one shits and farts at the same time. its sort of like vomiting up a pizza.

'yo david i have to go shart'
'whats sharting'
'u will understand when ur older'
'im 33'
'thats a u problem not a me problem'

by jonny jonny jonny jonny jonny April 30, 2019

shart

it is when you think you are going to fart, but you really shit your pants

My friend sharted in his sleep and it got all over his sheets

by ctdrummer April 28, 2012