Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness
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Samantha Peterson

Loves to text guys who have girlfriends. Dresses like a basic white bitch. Pussy probably smells like rotten sardines.
Ewww, Samantha Peterson is texting ANOTHER guy already!
by NotAnotherBasicBitch December 07, 2021
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Peterson

The guy who gets super fu**ing triggered when a mentally retarded kid steals his fu**ing stuff. If you keep within those boundaries, he is actually one of the best guys you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you but will have a garbage self-esteem.
Hey Peterson, suck my big dick.
Peterson, you're my big daddy.
by Rhys is Big G*y December 16, 2019
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Peterson

A peterson is a type of man most of them are either tall and skinny or short and obese and petersons personalities are things like driving old sedans and living in huts and by the way most petersons are attracted to dead people
He is a peterson! What an awful disgusting sad man.
by User T70 July 07, 2024
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Peterson

With deft use of Petersonism Mr. Shapiro won the argument.
by William Michael Phacawuf September 17, 2018
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peterson

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".
A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?
by Mobss May 28, 2025
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Peterson

Kind ass and selfless till the point of being dumb
Teacher: "i will go up stairs to bring your soup"

*hangs-up phone*

Peterson :"ok i will go down"
by Fuck boiii lol kill hanzel August 19, 2019
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