button mashing

The act of pressing just about all the buttons on the game controller in a desperate attempt not to get your ass kicked at Marvel vs. Capcom. Often used when someone has never played a videogame before and doesn't know the commands. Sometimes used because it's cheap.

I would've beaten him at Soul Calibur if he hadn't been button mashing the whole time.

by Sabrabbit June 28, 2004

ear-buttons

1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.

2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.

Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?

No, I just push my ear-buttons.

What are those?

The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.

Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.

by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

belly button

A sexy body part on the stomach that is legally considered rape when poked. You can feel it in your testicles/ovaries a little when you poke it.

Rapist: <pokes belly button>
Victim: Ah! Stop raping me!
Rapist: Can you feel it in your balls?

by belly button rapist March 19, 2009

red button

you don't press this, no matter how red or shiny it looks

"Dude is that the red button?"

"Yeah"

"I think I'm gonna push it."

"Go ahead man but let me leave first"

by mongo5 November 22, 2006

The Baconking Button

When an individual doesn’t know how to correctly EV train their Pokemon on the Pokemon Showdown server, and will click the Smogon suggested spread

“Hey man I have this Mew I wasn’t sure was EVs to give it”

“I don’t know man just hit The Baconking Button”

by TheBroskii July 18, 2017

Mushroom Button

A little penis.

Haha! Max has a mushroom button!!

by roflcopter1 December 22, 2008

Staples Button

1) A slut.
2) A person who is easy.

Derived from the slogan of Staples, to wit: that was easy.

1) He'll bang anything that moves. He's a Staples Button.

2) Dude, she'll even do you. She's a Staples Button.

by Hobbs_fan October 26, 2012