taxi driver

when you wait outside a party school or an area with bars for drunk girls to "drive home"
Dude I just pulled a Taxi driver last night near Rutgers. I picked up this smoking hot redead. She was trashed. I drove her home and we smashed.
by fughettaboutit November 14, 2010
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Taxi Pal

This person will become your friend just so you can lend him some money
This person is pretty much taxing you to become there friend.
Bob: Tom look Jack is coming he's such a Taxi Pal
Tom: Yeah we should leave before he sees us
by Jamal The Lux May 29, 2016
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taxi pash

Noun- a kiss in the back of a taxi on the way home from a party or night out.
"Did you hooking up with Ian after we left the club?" "Nah... just had a little taxi pash and he dropped me home"
by dxbdxb December 11, 2015
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Taxi Cab

1) A whorehouse or brothel for gay men, primarally a European or Australian term. Also commonly know as 'taxi club'.
Ex 1: I thought the place was a club, but when that guy in fishnet started coming on to me, I realized it was realyl just a taxi cab!

You mean a taxi club? For reals? Man, that's awkward.
by Anonymous 4 A Reason May 10, 2009
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trouble of taxis

Any grouping of five or more taxi drivers and or occupied taxis from one or more companies.
There were a trouble of taxis/taxi drivers at the bar last night, man they know how to put them down.

On a slow night in the Fiore post, a trouble of taxis created a GPS peace sign.
by marginboredom July 06, 2010
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stripper taxi

A dumb fuck that gives strippers a free ride. Hoping that he'll become her boyfriend.

Example: Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"
stripper taxi

Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"
by TrollingUndead February 01, 2014
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Titty Taxi

A taxi that is driven by a sassy fat chick.
"Sorry I'm late for work, I took the titty taxi."
by W3453L June 15, 2013
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