Texas T-shirt

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.

Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz

by gertrude07 August 26, 2014

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small t-shirts

Small amount of weed

Hey man any small t-shirts available

by finndohg November 6, 2015

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T shirt

T shirt is someone who scared to do something also called a wetty

He’s a t shirt

by Cloutchassr June 5, 2019

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T-Shirt Bod

A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.

Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.

Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!

by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019

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