these aren't the droids you're looking for

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

by sjm1 July 10, 2010

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

tsa loves t&a

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.

Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017

Love that won’t end

When someone, homosexual or straight; has an outstanding heart felt sensation. To the extent of tear eyes of joy, unconditional love for another entity. That when they just lock eyes, it’s an undesribable experience to the understanding of modern knowledge itself. It’s such an overwhelming compassion, when you know this is it, now let’s make it our love story. So our finale may it begin?

Me and her/him share a interconnection, to extent your worlds off topic correlate to our very aurora we essence that is of the least of there understanding as the way we feel now is Regretful retrogression of turmoil that has me a shooting star with my fuel of my dearest Love that won’t end

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol

Now these words are now on a Mug/T-Shirt. Well that’s just random.

MAKE UR OWN SENTENCE!

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol - Formatted on a Mug/T-Shirt.

by DanielGamer 9 October 10, 2019

L.O.T.I.S

An acronym for
Laughing On The InSide.

Used when something is funny, but not funny enough to Laugh out Loud.

James:I'm getting off here
Jack: That's what she said
James: L.O.T.I.S

by Aidz1234 May 18, 2009

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022