The act of poking one's member (natural or strap on) all over another person's body, including all holes and crevaces, like swiss cheese. Areas not limited to vag, anus, mouth, belly button, boobs, ears, nose, arm pits, back of knees, feet, neck, fat rolls, closed hand, etc.
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-Pronounced (Swahz-Pooh)-
Not to be confused with Badussy, Swasspu is that incredible odor combination of Sweat, Ass & Pussy that females got going on after the club. Not always detectable at a normal social distance, Swasspu is best recognized and enjoyed directly after your woman got done twerk’n for a hot minute or just completed a fairly rigorous work out routine.
Not to be confused with Badussy, Swasspu is that incredible odor combination of Sweat, Ass & Pussy that females got going on after the club. Not always detectable at a normal social distance, Swasspu is best recognized and enjoyed directly after your woman got done twerk’n for a hot minute or just completed a fairly rigorous work out routine.
Friend 1: Mayyyyyne! Let me tell ya! I got some good pussy last night mayne!
Friend 2: For real, for real!?
Friend 1: Dog! Nutted in less than a minute. Couldn’t help myself.
Friend 2: Cmon now, didn’t even last a minute!?
Friend 1. Not even a minute! Mayyyyne she put her face down and ass up it was over. Good pussy, i mean I’ve had better BUT!...
Friend 2: But what!?
Friend 1: That SWASSPU MAYNE!!! You know me, I got a weakness for that funky funk and Ol’ girl was RIPE! You know me! I was right there ready to pick away at that heavenly smelling fruit.
Friend 2: For real, for real!?
Friend 1: Dog! Nutted in less than a minute. Couldn’t help myself.
Friend 2: Cmon now, didn’t even last a minute!?
Friend 1. Not even a minute! Mayyyyne she put her face down and ass up it was over. Good pussy, i mean I’ve had better BUT!...
Friend 2: But what!?
Friend 1: That SWASSPU MAYNE!!! You know me, I got a weakness for that funky funk and Ol’ girl was RIPE! You know me! I was right there ready to pick away at that heavenly smelling fruit.
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I can smell that dude's sweat stained ass from the other side of the green. He clearly needs to swap out his swasspad.
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A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.
A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.
Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.
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