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Sneaking Harold

When a man has a prairie dog and the woman sucks on it as if she were giving the shit head.
Dude, Lisa just gave me a sneaking harold in the bathroom after 4th block!
by Grayson and Seth October 21, 2010
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speaking dinosaur

Steve got hammered, he's wrapped around the toilet speaking dinosaur
by VdubsCU August 25, 2011
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speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.
I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
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Smeaking

A ritual in which guys are just being dudes
Did you hear me and the boys were smeaking last night?
by Andd2112 June 26, 2019
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Stop fucking swearing

A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.
Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?

Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?

Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!
by STOpfuckingswearing February 15, 2019
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speaking in tongues

Speaking in an unknown language. That is to say it is unkown to the speaker but is not unknown to God. Speaking in tongues began on the day of Pentacost by Jesus' disciples. The purpose of speaking in tongues (in my view) is to issue prayer that encompasses issues of life unknown, but needing to be dealt with. Speaking in tongues may seem foolish to the average person (even the average Christian), but if you desire wisdom, it is the thing to do.
The Holy Spirit's indwelling is made aware by the evidence of speaking in tongues
by Wicker Park September 6, 2005
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sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.
Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.
by m milfton November 6, 2006
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