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Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
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Survive The Disasters

a ios app which is lost media and since has never been recovered. it is from roblox but its not the roblox app.
robloxlover69: Oh man, I wish I could get the Survive The Disasters App on my device!
22robloxians: bruh what how are you even gonna recover that lost media bruh
by skliwwa September 27, 2022
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bush survival

Trying not to gag when eating out a french girl and you succeed by not puking.
Dude I almost died, If I was trained in bush survival.
by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Survival Nation

Buncha horny discord weaboo weirdos
You’re a Survival Nation Weaboo weirdo
by SumADeez July 16, 2022
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State of Survival

A fun zombie apocalypse mobile game but like many other mobile games, their advertisements are completely fraudulent because you won't actually get 777 draws and the legendary hero Lucky for free if you click on the link below.
Despite the fraudulent advertisement, State of Survival is a game worth playing if you are into survival games, but even if you are, you don't have to get it.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 23, 2023
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