Penis Enlargement Surgery

A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.

Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.

by Elongated Flaccid Rate February 28, 2019

surfer

surfers are not stoners. it is incredibly difficult to get high off your ass the night before and paddle out in 50 degree water at 5:30. true surfers cannot be stoners for the sake of being capable to actually surf.

one who surfs. often found in australia, california, hawaii, new zealand, and many other shore-lying regions.

a surfer IS NOT any other person who wears billabong, volcom, roxy etc. and says "dude", "bro", "surfs up", etc. thats just what the media makes us out to be. surfers are also stereotyped as being male, that is very not true. some of the greatest surfers out there are female such as Keala Kennelly, Layne Beachley, Rochelle Ballard, Lisa Anderson, etc.

possibly the most serene, logical, loving, peaceful people out there. and im proud to be one of them.

fakeperson: "dude bro lets go catch some waves man! ive been surfing since forever im practically pro!!!"

surfer: "k meet me at the pier at 4a.m. for a sesh tomorrow morning bring a longsuit itll be about 42 degrees. 12 foot waves, no prob. oh and after we'll go to the jack johnson concert and get some mexican food. is san o ok? i know a spot where its pretty secluded, kindy rocky so bring your booties. Maybe meverick's would be better what do you think? how many boards do you have? i have a good sized quiver, like 4, gettin a new one in october once i get enough money to buy one. oh do you mind getting some stickybumps down the street? what kinds of boards do you have? im taking my ezera out tomorrow havent ridden her in a while. uhh you okay you look confused"

fakeperson: (has no idea what the surfer just said) "uhh ya im cool, bro. uhh ya i dont think i can make it i have uhh a doctors appointment"

surfer: "at 4 a.m.?"

fakeperson: (dsfjhsdkjfhskdjfnhkjsdhfkjsdfkjhsdf IM STUPID)

by livelovelaughsurf June 11, 2006

Self Surgery

When you have some sort of bodily affliction you can fix on your own and you utilize household tools. If you don't have to go to the ER and you can do it on your own.

Personal surgery.

Tools could include using things like butter knives, steak knives, tweezers, scissors, needles, razor blades, finger nails, etc...

I was on a <bender> and ended up with a burn on my leg from when I fell in the bonfire. I have performed self surgery and cut out the burn area with a butter knife; avoiding the perilous emergency room.

by prozic December 28, 2005

subbers

An abbreviation of Subway (restaurant).

"Do you want to go down subbers?"

by Elpenor June 4, 2009

butthole-surfer

1. A band name.

2. A person who violates another person with their kundalini either intentionally or by accident.

Dude, you're such a butthole-surfer!

by ButtRogers October 1, 2008

surfer dude

(1) a dude who spends his days on the beach seducing innocent girls. Surfer dudes are very tanned, good at BBQ cooking, and must have a good body.

Ladies: SWOON. I'VE JUST FALLEN IN LOVE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS BEACH
Surfer Dude: Helllllllooooo Ladies (Winks and approaches)

by kaitface August 1, 2009

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005