Statch Snatch

A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)

Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.

by Michael Silvia October 5, 2007

statchy

Statutory rape. Sex with a minor. Phrase coined by Crustified Dibbs in the track "Statchy."

She told me she was 18 and now I'm doing a 2-5 bid for statchy.

by crustnuts November 30, 2009

Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.

Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.

by 1Head June 2, 2019

Stitch from lilo and stitch

Stitch is daddy and you want him to dominate you.

Stitch from lilo and stitch come home quick I was to have sexual intercourse with you.

by Your local underground term de December 13, 2020

stitches.is.happy

stitches.is.happy is a bitch who eats and fucks grunts and hates vore

“oh hay loozer do u know stitches.is.happy?” “oh ur talking abt that bitch who fucks grunts?” “ya”

by stitches.is.happy July 18, 2021

Stitcher

A stitcher is a word the boys use when someone going to suck a stitchy b and get sent west because they can’t hack the weed

Hew shay hew callum
What Jimmy
Come suck a stitcher boys

Sounds like a plan jimmy let’s go wickedy west

by Pottsie-7 March 7, 2022

Stitches

An extremely adorable female with bitchin' hair, who often picks her nose in public and gets away with it. Usually can be seen killing bitches and supermanning some hoes. She will pop a cap in the ass of many bitches. Also lives off of french fries and orange juice. Can also digest french whores.

Stitches is one bitchin' chick, yo.

by Carlitches January 24, 2008