A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.
"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"
"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."
"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."
by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017
Get the montana stump grinder mug.A game stump is when you maximize your skill in a short period of time. You will play as you did when you had peaked, but decrease in your ability to be able to play like that for long periods of time. Then you will focus too hard and crash.
by xXX_R4INCH3CKM4S73R42069_XXx January 16, 2021
Get the Game stump mug.When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.
Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.
That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.
I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.
That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.
I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.
by Carpoolio October 30, 2008
Get the Spunk-A-Stump mug.A one pump stump is when a male ejaculates after one pump in and out of a vagina. Also a short chode like penis.
by @ZayEatsAss February 23, 2017
Get the One Pump Stump mug.To stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.
dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink!
dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.
dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.
by johnboy22 March 22, 2010
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- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
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- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”
- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”
by BadAzzStandards April 22, 2018
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A way of saying someone or something is stupid with less effort. Originated when a student accidentally said “Stupa” instead of ‘stupid’ when at school in maths class.
A way of saying someone or something is stupid with less effort. Originated when a student accidentally said “Stupa” instead of ‘stupid’ when at school in maths class.
by ShortsAreTooShort March 7, 2018
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