stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

by Violet Jennifer Rose August 22, 2014

Stink Cookie

Another name for someone's anus. Usually used when referring to the act of analingus.

Hey babe, can I munch on your stink cookie tonight. I gotta get the taste of your mothers cooking out of my mouth.

by Stink Monster April 14, 2017

Stink Missile

An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.

"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."

by Kilo Bravo April 24, 2012

Stink Chao

It's like a chao from the sonic adventure games, but instead of its blue onion shaped head its head is actually an onion.
These chao' smell very bad, just like an onion.
Used as an insult for smelly people, but primarily used for people who have bad breath.

Dude 1: "Every time you open your mouth it smells like 28 animals shit and died inside it. You've actually become a stink chao."
Dude 2: *Covers mouth* "Don't call me a stink chao, those aren't even real!"

by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

Stink Cannon

1.5 or more grams of marijuana rolled into one 1 1/4 zig-zag.

We're going on a ride to burn a stink cannon.

by Broski420 April 21, 2010

radius of stink

radial distance (R.O.S.) from a source of something that smells unpleasant (B.O., poorly wiped ass, out of control vaginosis, smelly feet, etc.)

Surfer 1: "Hey dude let me know when the R.O.S. of these sandles gets to your nose, then I'll get rid of them."

Surfer 2: "Dude, I smelled you walked up."

by position_x_force May 31, 2005

stink cable

A skinny, seemingly endlessly long turd.

Man: I just laid a hell of a stink cable in the urinal at TGI Fridays.

Friend: Bro....that's sick.

by Rotten Kiiwii May 23, 2016