Stephen King

one good writer
can write some creepy stuff
and some stuff that makes you think

It
The Dark Tower
Drawing of the Three
were all writen by Stephen King

by m&m's August 11, 2005

Stephen Glansburg

Minor Character in Superbad, known specifically for his unpopularity.

"What? You want me to eat fucking desert alone like I'm fucking Stephen Glansburg?"

by shakingthebox January 3, 2008

Stephanie Beatriz

Someone who can save you in so many ways without even knowing, who never fails to make you happy even on your darkest days.

My life was saved by Stephanie Beatriz.

by ccarriee April 10, 2021

Stephen Stalk

An involuntry erection

While massaging my wife the other morning my son walked in and asked "why is your willy getting bigger daddy"? "I'ts OK it's just a Stephen Stalk"

by simi cameltopez May 7, 2008

Stephen Sqawking

While having sex, you place your penis into the recipient's mouth, then violently thrust back and forth, damaging thier vocal cords.

Jennifer: Hey, why aren't you talking?
lee Ann: ...
Jennifer: oh, the ol' Stephen Sqawking.

by gerald the duck February 5, 2009

Stephen Moffat

1. The head writer of the British sci-fi TV show Doctor Who. Brilliant writer who enjoys torturing the characters and playing havoc with viewers' emotions. Affectionately referred to as "The Moff."

2. An expletive used when a) strange character revelations surface, b) Rory dies - again, c) plot developments are not explained and/or left as cliffhangers.

Doctor Who is so much more convoluted since Stephen Moffat took over.

WHAT?! River Song is actually (-spoilers-) but we don't get to know what happens until next the next series?!! MOFFAT!!!!!

by DrownedCali September 14, 2012

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016