The droppings are steaming

The 'droppings are steaming' or indeed any general description of the droppings temperature/circumstances as an analogy to any situation. It is an informal phrase very rarely used in writing, due to its reactionary nature. The idiom originates from a passage in Lord of the Flies where a character, Jack, is hunting a pig and notes with some satisfaction that the droppings he has just encountered are steaming. He is pleased by this, as it means a pig must have been there recently.

"My dudes, come quick, the droppings are steaming."

"Not going to lie, you seriously froze the droppings there."

"The droppings are in a super heated suspension of plasma my guys! This is good."

"You know the droppings just plummeted."

"Compatriots, listen close for I have ascertained with great happiness that the droppings have an effervescence of vapour ,which I can only assume is the gaseous dihydrogen monoxide, which is a cause for great celebration."

by GreySevenFourPrime November 22, 2019

steaming hound

Similar in nature to "titty fucking," but using butt cheeks instead of breasts. So named because "Steaming Hound" could be synonymous with "Hot Dog." The "weiner" being placed between the "buns" thus leads to the name "steaming hound."

1.) "Hey, last night I met this chick with a huge ass. She wouldn't let me do anal, but she asked for the ol' Steaming Hound."

2.) "My girlfriend doesn't have any breasts for titty-fucking, so we have to go around the corner for the Steaming Hound."

by Mudhole May 19, 2007

midnight steamer

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.

That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!

by morgan August 15, 2003

Pittsburgh Steamer

The Pittsburgh Steamer is a popular twist on the famed Cleveland Steamer. It features the standard pooper and poopee, but in this classy rendition, the pooper throws french fries and cole slaw on top of the mess.

Naw man... It was a Pittsburgh Steamer, not a Cleveland Steamer. Johnny threw french fries and cole slaw all over Jane once he was done dropping a deuce on her chest. Common mistake.

by Yinzerguy November 19, 2010

Steam Drama

When a person, generally somebody on your Steam friends list but not limited to it, takes to the activity feed and has a complete mental meltdown by posting bat-shit crazy nonsense that sees them ranting and raving and frothing at the mouth like a complete lunatic. As the nucleus of this toxic person starts to implode they will try to bring other well-meaning Steam friends into the implosion. Steam Drama often results in said crazy person being removed and blocked on most people's friends lists who happen to share the person causing all the drama.

Ceph totally lost his shit last night on Steam and posted the most toxic bs ever thereby causing the Steam drama to end all Steam drama. I advise you stay away from this poisonous queen.

by Sleeperparadise January 3, 2017

San Francisco Steam Train

An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.

Girlfriend, my ass is still hurting from the awesome San Francisco Steam Train we had last night.

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

dream steamer

When you shit in someone's pillow.

True story from a friend that shit in someone's pillow and sewed it back together.

He left a dream steamer in that chic's pillow!

by r4ph April 3, 2008