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Mannheim Steamroller

Verb
From the Latin root Manhemium Stipula Volutor, is of Germanic origin hailing from the bathouses close to the Danube River.

The term is the act of practicing anal sex in the saunas which would soften up the fecal matter and open the pores of the skin. The penis was first used to align the innards and guide the fecal matter around the O-ring for lubrication so that next, two openhanded arms could enter effortlessly, similar to a Push-Pop. Upon attaining a full-armed fecal gloving, the arms are then removed and then trundled over and over in rotation across the small of the back, thus creating a brand new blacktop surface upon which, ejaculate can then be deposited. The odor was lifted by the steam rooms and and would penetrate outside the bathhouses requiring it to be banned as even one instance was rumored to be so heinous that the odor of least 30 pre-fucked butts could be smelled for 1600 meters.

The act was most commonly performed between two men as the luxury of co-ed saunas was popular at the time. It can be performed with one arm in the receiver, however the other arm must be inside of another receiver and both arms must still trundle over a single person.
I was at Golden Door Spa and two guys were doing a Mannheim Steamroller in the saunas. I almost vomited from the smell but I had to drop a load on that freshly rolled blacktop.
by Martini Drysdale August 26, 2025
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Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.
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Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.
Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.
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Parisian steamroller

You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".

Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
by LeBlancBoy November 9, 2021
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steamroll charlie

HTML Charlie is when a woman put Saran Wrap over your face squats over your face and s*** so hard that the plastic blows off your face
by Spike72983 December 1, 2016
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artic steamroller

When a male takes a poop in a zip lock bag, then freezes it for 12 hours. Inserts it into your partners anus, then waits until it thaws before opening the bag and inserting device or penis into said bag.
I can't wait until the wife gets home. I've had my artic steamroller in the freezer all day. I'm gonna literally fuck the shit out of her.
by wookiec41g May 29, 2022
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Steamroller

When you make oatmeal but it’s too hot. So you just sick your dick in it and stir it around
Damn that oatmeal’s hit, better steamroller that shit
by Bigdickzuzu January 26, 2019
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