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Acacia Staines

Acacia;
a bit of history.. African populations used to use beads to represent value, they made precious beads out of rock or stone, less precious beads were made from nut or berry husks/shells. The lowest denomination in this ancient currency was the acacia bead, made from marmot shit with a hole poked in it and left to dry.

Staines;
when the stain sound is made the brain conjures images of dark unwanted marks on a clean surface this aptly describes the disgust and shame her ancestors felt when they were cursed into bringing these trolls into society.

Acacia Staines
when we put these to words together we end up with shitstain, this is extremely accurate in depicting the character of its owner.
by (Tom chippie linwood) CUNT October 15, 2011
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bowl stainer

brown streaks left in the bowl after taking a crap
I peered into the stall and saw one of my coworkers bowl staining.
by brian meade February 20, 2004
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swained

After your anus is overbearing with sweat from physical activity, swanus is created. At this point one inserts their hand into their undergarments and gets a nice steaming batch of swanus in their hand. One will then run up to someone who deserves some vial punishment, and rub their hand all over the other's face. This person has just been swained.
Brad owed me ten bucks for the fireworks, so I cooked him up a nice batch during ultimate frisbee and swained his ass as I was passing by.
by Shalominhousin August 19, 2006
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Staind

the greatest band out there you can really relate to the music it's the shit hands up.they just sing about life it's a lot better than that rap shit that always talks about beat girls/women and killing cops thats no music
Staind or STAIND grteatest rock band
by germandeamon January 30, 2008
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Staibed

I've gotta work with that ass hole? Dude, I'm getting Staibed!
by Ratoneous February 14, 2009
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shit-staind-balls

the exact same thing as shit-stained-balls but in a wording that pays tribute to homosexual rock band staind'
person 1: shit-staind-balls was playing their hit song last night
person 2: dude their so homo
by shitdoggie August 17, 2010
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Stined

Stined (Stine-ed)
When someone is really stoned. Usually mistakenly mentioned after many pots have been smoked or drinks have been drunk and the individual cannot annunciate properly.
Girlfriend: If I don't have any cheezits in my mouth soon I'm going to die.

Me: Do you want to run to the store to get some?

Girlfriend: Yeah, but you have to drive because I'm really Stined.
by _Darkstar_ June 11, 2017
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