Squeaky wheel

A ménage a trois with a twist. A squeaky wheel is a date when a man goes out with two other men with the understanding that he will get double teamed after the date. As opposed to the third wheel, the squeaky wheel is very much a part of the action.

I'm over playing the third wheel with my married friends. Me thinks I'll round up a couple of men online and play the squeaky wheel for the night.

by MoTimeForThat May 13, 2016

Squeak Squeak

self-depreciating, humorous response to the question
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
Normally only used by men who are in fact brave, but not suicidally so.

"Where's the cheese?" may also be used or added to emphasize the response.

"I don't really fancy going swimming with all those sharks around"
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
"Squeak Squeak. Where's the cheese?"

by Pontius Pilot July 9, 2016

Squeaky deep

When a pussy is aged to a leathery texture but is still tight enough to create friction making a squeaking noise if a form of lubrecation isn't applied.

"My husband fucked me so hard last night he got squeaky deep"

by Hammo&co #2549brep February 26, 2017

Squeaky Balloon

When u blow someone’s ass up with air and pull their butt checks apart until it makes a high pitched squeaking sound

I gave Samantha a squeaky balloon and boy did her butthole squeak when I spread those cheeks apart

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

SQUEAKY DOLPHIN

Sqeaky Dolphin is when you are fucking a bitch from behind and you surprise her by sticking your cock in her ass without her expecting it. Then, she screams out (ut uh, ut uh) like a dolphin.

I was fucking this girl hardcore from behind and I stuck it in her ass and the bitch screamed out ut uh, ut uh like a squeaky dolphin. So I kept doing it until her ass started to bleed.

by Donnie H September 5, 2006

Squeaky chair

an excuse to blame your loud farts on when you can't hold your fart in anymore and you are sitting in a chair

After you fart really loud Gosh darn it! This squeaky chair keeps making all sorts of weird squeaky sounds. Somebody needs to oil this or something!

by J-Pimping November 1, 2008

Squeaker

A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)

Squeaker: *high voice* God dammit! Why did you kill me?
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.

by bobertdupp June 17, 2013