P Squared

A creepy guy who likes small children. Often is large, appears to be 40-years-old, balding, and pretends that he's in college.

College student #1: "That dude is making the moves on that girl who appears to be 13."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."

by GMU Girly Girl March 5, 2008

F-squared

aka Fuckable First Year
noun, “oh look an F-squared”
adjective “ that guy is such an F-squared”
Applicable to six forms only, not a paedophilic term.
A term coined at Alton College, Hants to describe the surprising attractive ness of the new first years as compared to the lack of male talent in the second year.
One should note that surfer boy and Mc Fly Guy are perfect examples of this.

Person 1: OMG! Just look at those f-squareds over there!
Person 2:Yer your right! Now we're second years we can totally take advantage of them for our own means and sexual gratification!
Person 1: Score!

by Argos Gold February 16, 2005

squared

1. A number that is multiplied by itself(to the 2nd power)
2. To a higher degree, used as an intensifier.

4 is 2 squared.
That calculus test was hard squared.

by 5'11"Racer December 8, 2006

Scared Straight

1. Experiences of a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer (LGBTQ) person "scared" into acting "straight" = scared straight, for a good lot of their life for fear of harassment, bullying, persecution & bullying.

2. A prison documentary about juvenile delinquents that are brought into prison for a whole day & get yelled at by convicts who know first hand what hard life is like in prison with the hopes of derailing their destructive path towards the prison industrial machine.

1. I was afraid of being harassed by those bullies that I was scared straight into hoping they will ignore me.

2. Go see Scared Straight.

by QUEERTY November 9, 2010

T-squared

T-squared, is an amazing actress and singer. When she was in the womb, she designed the Eiffel Tower, who is now her brother. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and turn her legs into tigers. Her father is best friends with Brett Favre and is an undercover agent who is building her an underground mansion. Her whole family went to Yale, and she will be going to Juliard this fall. She's a time traveller and invented penicillin. She rode with Sacajeweya. She gave voice lessons to Beyonce, and now she IS Beyonce. She is the queen of the moon.

Wow, that's so t-squared of you!

by t2lover April 14, 2011

Scared

1.to sit somewhere in perpetual fear of something.
2.for ones hair to stand on end and one to emmit a high pitched scream of tension

1."piss of i ain't goin on no f**kin emu's back"
2.You F**kin BAS***D you F**Kin made me shit myself

by reb October 17, 2003

lol squared

lol x lol or lol to the power of two
a way for maths geeks to express that something was very funny.

See also lol to the power of -1

-"Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking-treeoids and super intelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to biro life forms, and it was to this planet that unattended biros would make their way, slipping quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely biroid lifestyle, responding to highly biro orientated stimuli and in fact leading the biro equivalent of The Good Life."
-Lol squared!

by Lyde January 23, 2008