Spruce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a tree.

"Those 12 MONKEYS are hanging from that Spruce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Spruce

A highly forceful ejaculation, typically into, around, beneath or above a vagina.

After six minutes I spruced so hard that I blacked out and bit my tongue off.

by MrMan2000 June 16, 2019

Strude

a midgets penis.

"Check out the strude on that midget"

by The mighty Paul April 24, 2009

Sprube

Written as an acronym, SPRUBE means "Spoof, Parody, Rip-on, Underrate, and Enjoy." It's a play on the classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 series, and was coined by the makers of YouSprube.

That video was lame! Someone ought to SPRUBE it.

by Slim Dog Jim December 9, 2010

strudel noodle

When your dick gets covered in that reddish-pink glaze after sexing up your girl while she's on the crimson tide.

Keith: "Shit, what's all over my dick?"
Becca: "Don't worry babe. It's just my uterus sluffing off its walls, my egg, and your jizz. You've got strudel noodle!"

by smoovie January 21, 2016

Toaster Strudel

When you are fucking a chick in the pussy or ass and you are about to cum, right? so you slap her on the back to make it "toasty" and jizz like a strudel on it

DONT BELIVE THE OTHER ONES tHIS ONE is ROGHT ;)

Last night gave her a toaster strudel and she stained the bed

by MAX PWNS October 26, 2007

Spruce

Word to describe a house or more specifically weedhouse.
(AUSTRALIAN)

"Let's go back to the Spruce."
"Let's blow this Spruce."
"Who's at the Spruce?"
"....the Spruce should be on."

by Diego June 23, 2003