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Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.
Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.
by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019
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spick

a word used to make Hispanic people feel bad about their taco stands.
fuck off you spick.
eat my dick, spick.
by suckthisdickspick November 2, 2017
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Spreckels

A historic town surrounded by the lettuce fields of Salinas. Known for it's 4th of July celebrations, 0 crime rate, and annual garage sale. Considering Salinas's large population of Mexicans, it is under question why there isn't a single one in Spreckels.
"Let's get away from the chance of getting shot and go to Spreckels."

"Hey I want to go somewhere where there's nothing to do, lets go to Spreckels."
by Grace Thompson June 7, 2009
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splickity splack

Verb: to forcibly ejaculate semen, usually while aiming at a specific area of a female. (or a male if you like that)
If you lets me smoke some of that dankity dank i might let you splickity splack on these titties...
by RedB December 30, 2005
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Sprinkled Dount

When you cum on a girl's face, then pull some pubes off and then toss them all over her face.
That bitch was so drunk...after she blew me I gave that bitch a Sprinkled Dounut!!!
by david November 9, 2004
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sprinkle

a pretty person that you must stalk, obsess over, and leave a slurpee on their doorstep. they can't be the same gender as you, though! that's a jimmie! ;)
I stalk Chrissy P and Patty J because they are my sprinkles. We left Chris a blue slurpee from 7-11 and Pat a fudge round. Both with anonymous notes
by CPJ January 3, 2004
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sprinkled

The act of chucking rainbow sprinkles at a bitch's face after ejaculating on it, making it appear like a cupcake or a similarly decorated treat.
Man 1: I sprinkled a bitch last night
Man 2: Fuck yeah! I love cupcakes!
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