Spench

To pass time in a highly unformfortable, or painful way.

Can't go out Thursday. I'll be spenching the night away on that English essay.

Lunch break was spenched when SHE came to sit at our table.

Go on! Spench all your time with him!

by For a man of his age... March 31, 2011

Spotch

To egnite or light on fire

Hey Jon, spotch it up.
Spotch up that doobie.

by Christopher Greening September 24, 2008

sporch

the sound a turd makes when it hits the water of the crapper.

Bob went for the courtesy flush after hearing the sporch, in order to avoid having to take the walk of shame.

by John Heinz Kerry November 12, 2004

Stonch

Another word for "bash" or "fuck up"

Mate I'll fucking Stonch ya

by NO LIFE... June 30, 2017

spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.

Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.

by Clarissalana September 11, 2006

Soncheri

The most amazing lady one could meet. Goregeous blonde hair and blue eyes. She takes no ones crap yet she is ellegant. Caring and sweet, will protect her child forever and would kill to keep him safe.

That lady is a Soncheri.

by Franniemaeoo June 5, 2010

Sconch

The noise fat Kevin makes when he eats Chinese food.
Sometimes his sconch can be heard from 200 meters away.

Man 1: Ay you, do you see Kevin eating his Chinese Food over there?
Man 2: Yeah, he's doing that "sconch" ya know?
Man 1: Yeah, lol.
Man 2: Lol.

by Foxachu Sin December 23, 2020