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Splurging Dragon

When a girl is going down on a guy, knocking her on the back of the head while pushing her head down, will cause the cum to "splurge" from her nose.
Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I smacked her on the back of her head and it shot out her nostrils! Shit looked like a "Splurging Dragon".
by KLC September 12, 2005
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splurp

When one burps and a chunk of food comes back up. (ex) Hotdog; Milk; Pizza etc.
Dude, I just splurped. Word.
by Andrew August 17, 2003
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splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.
Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.
by Hobbes October 7, 2003
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Slurt

The sound made when one pulls their penis or phallic object out of a lubricated anus or vagina semi-quickly while the recipient is clenching down tight.
"Hey Frank, how was it with your boyfriend last night?"
"Oh man, I finished in him, and I pulled out pretty quick and it made this kinda slurt noise....so hot!"
by Fire Soul May 5, 2012
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Splurge Monkey

Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!
"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"
by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005
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jerk n spurt

What Christy does to me in her free time.
by ILoveChristy October 17, 2003
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Splurge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.
Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.
by D'emon November 5, 2002
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