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spiderman

a sexual exposure in which just before climaxing you yell "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING" and then blow in her face while using the spidey hand slinging motion as if you were casting out a web over her face.
Guy - Shhhh babe, do u hear that???

Girl - No what is it???

Guy - my spidey senses are tingling HAHA!

Girl - HUH!?

Guy - *sound of semen coating her face* Spoik!

Girl - thank you spiderman your my hero.

Guy - all in a days work mam'
by ph03nixf1r3 January 13, 2010
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Spiderman

Having masterbated, and caught the majority of sperm in your hand, you then launch your sperm in the required direction....just like spiderman does with his web!
That kid was doing my nut in, so I'd thought I'd get him back whilst he was asleep with a spiderman!
by Sillvino August 24, 2010
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spidertary

Full of spiders. Overrun with spiders. Characterized by an overabundance of spiders. Pretty much describes the opposite of what an arachnophone wants.
Put Sean in spidertary confinement. One month.
by lordjord May 30, 2013
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spiderman porn

Ever since I was a kid, I have had an increasing attraction to Spider-Man's domination. I realiseI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock I realisedoh awesome and powerful I went on pornhubI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock hey oh awesome and powerful I went on
Spidey ur rectum is large. Spiderman porn ftw
by Horny Panda September 18, 2016
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Spiderman vs Venom

When a guy pulls a spiderman on you and smacks jizz on ur face, you take the jizz off ur face and smack it back in his eyes!
I totally did spiderman vs venom on that asshole...then kicked him in the nutts!
by Annapoops December 30, 2017
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SPIDERMAN

Help Me plz spiderman should never die.
by Fanperson123 June 3, 2018
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spidermansexual

When you are attracted only to Spider-Man because why would your standards be any lower?!
Boy: Hey, wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual
by Transponster December 25, 2020
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