Splunking

Splunking is ejaculating at a constant flow for a prolonged period of time;

Did you see that Eric was splunking in his car outside of your house today?

by Dkiafb24 June 7, 2024

Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext

My uncle caught me splinting last night

by Boofuss January 21, 2026

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026

splirking

Grabbing the testicles of a male and attempting to move them to one sack, then squeezing them back and forth similar to a water balloon.

Splirking it with the ferocity of a demon, my balls now ache

by Lord Ballbuster January 9, 2025

Spelking

a misspelling of the word spelling from the officalverse

What's the spelking of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis????

by INeedBetterShitToDo July 6, 2025

SPINKING

To think out a thought before you speak on it.

I was spinking about whether to buy some land or lease it for future building.

by MCR0300 August 6, 2025

Mud Spilunking

The act of anal sex that is excessively messy

Ted went mud Spilunking with Jen after taco Tuesday.

by AtGonePostalGk March 18, 2019