Satan

Santa's evil older brother.

Santa didn't give Satan any presents because he had been naughty.

by ElephantsAlwaysUnderstand May 5, 2013

hail satan

1) A way of saying "Hail me!" for your accomplishments
2) A way of saying "Hail us" for the accomplishments of Satanists overall

Always said by a Satanist.

I just convinced a Christian I'm not a devil worshipper! Hail Satan!

We've managed to tell more people this year than ever the truth about us...Hail Satan!

by Raef Wolfe June 29, 2004

satanmaria

epitome of the devil

A: damn nig, that satanmaria was frontin' today!
B: she's an odious bitch-nazi!

by Yashews December 21, 2007

Satantello

The fifth Ninja turtle, Satantello is the female cousin of Donatello that wields a giant salt shaker in place of the bō staff. Satantello can be identified by her obnoxiously loud snoring, and obscene scent of sewer slush and feet. This creature enjoys sleeping all day rather than fulfilling their obligations, and going on shopping sprees to buy surpluses of salt, hair oil, and candy, and being a generally unpleasant passive aggressive turtle.

Bystander: Satantello, why are you still sleeping?! Don't you have to go to class today?

Satantello: If I had a pocket full of fucks, I wouldn't give one.

Bystander: Well, Satantello, would you at least mind taking a shower? Your scent is rather unsettling.

Satantello: Fuck nah

Bystander: Well, okai then, I guess.

by bull$hitter December 5, 2011

Satan's street salad

Sweet Mary Jane Kush, preferably of a fine and dankly strain.

Don't go to that party, I've heard those folks fiddle with Satan's street salad.

by Maryjanekushlover January 18, 2015

Satanic Corgi

A short, bitchy person.

That Grace is such a satanic corgi.

by sataniccorgilovers May 1, 2015

Satans Semen

(noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.

Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.

Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.

Priya: "MY MUM JUST MADE SATANS SEMEN FOR DINNER ITS SPICY AS FUCK IM IMPLODING"

by HelpIDKWhoIAm May 28, 2015