spanish wool

Spanish wool is an unshaven, but often trimmed or tidy kept vagina and/or pubic area of a spanish woman.

Hey Jerry, your saying you want to eat some of that spanish wool for 2 or 3 hours straight? That's insane! I'd eat her spanish wool for atleast 6 hours!

by subliminal_threat April 17, 2009

Spanish Teacher

A lowlife scum who thrives off making students miserable because they failed at their own life. Often will give you difficult tests for the sole purpose of moving your grade down. Extremely inconsiderate and rude, and nobody loves them.

Kate: Hey Susan, isn’t your son a Spanish Teacher?

Susan: Yes, but he isn’t my son anymore because I disowned that sorry sack of shit.

by goldnugget December 20, 2019

Spanish Popeye

Synthetic, store-bought, weed-like substance, usually from smoke shops.
Fluffy, greenish, virtually weightless. It can provide a variety of rather powerful effects from psychedelic to sedating.

"He trippin' on dat Spanish Popeye. Pay dat fool no mind."

by Archer Ingersoll July 13, 2015

Gasps in Spanish

Typed like *gasps in Spanish* , it is text lingo used for when something is just SO totally unbelievably crazy, you have to change your language to believe it. (If you already speak Spanish, you’re doing the right thing).

Friend- “I’m pregnant”
You- *gasps in Spanish*

by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

spanish gag

A specialist method of gagging some idiotic spotters named Brett, TJ, and Freddy came up with

“Hit me with the Spanish gag”

by DavDawg February 24, 2021

spanish moon

1)a clear and brilliant full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a night club in Baton Rouge, Louisiana

3)a song by Little Feat about a night club

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

by Tennessee Lamb March 16, 2012

Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla

Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"

by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020