1) A penis that has been in a moist area long enough that it feels heavily saturated, almost like a spaghetti noodle.
2) A long, thin, and flaccid penis.
2) A long, thin, and flaccid penis.
1) She gave me a real spaghetti penis last night.
2) I don't think I'll call him back; he had a spaghetti penis.
2) I don't think I'll call him back; he had a spaghetti penis.
by robulastage May 2, 2010
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Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?
by you are a *Beep* sandwich May 5, 2011
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A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.
Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.
by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015
Get the Spaghetti Twirling mug.Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017
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Get the Spaghetti Straightener mug.Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.
by Shitbird327 October 6, 2018
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