Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all
by syrupapple May 23, 2019
by Roozy666 April 27, 2019
a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion
a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot
the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash
basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot
the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash
basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?
person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.
person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.
person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 02, 2016
Nick: You didn't share your croissant with me, and had my sandwich without permission? Just you wait; one day, you'll come home and your sofa will be shaking!
OR
X:Physics and Chemistry were pretty easy in the test, but Maths was definitely shaking my sofa.
OR
X:Physics and Chemistry were pretty easy in the test, but Maths was definitely shaking my sofa.
by ShakeMySofa February 10, 2023
A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"
"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 09, 2022
A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 05, 2009