Scroche

1. A male version of douche, designed to cleanse the scrotum. A masculine hygiene product, for the everyday male.

"Stop being such a scroche bag!" or "His balls are nasty dirty, he needs a scoche!"

by Groovman January 27, 2008

Scroatbone

Grilled BBQ ribs of plentiful flavor and tenderness, the most wonderful meat you can eat; something to work for

O'Toole, pass me some more scroatbone

by Dom Sleece October 3, 2008

Scrobknoblit

When a large tree falls onto a squirell and it turns the squirell into a walrus.

Steven: Holy crap dude, I just saw a scrobknoblit!

Slagathor: What's a scrobknoblit?

Steven: When a tree falls onto a squirell and the squirell becomes a walrus dude!

Slagathor: Wow dude, thats badass. Do you want a pop-tart?

by Squirellapus August 5, 2011

scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

scrod

noun - The term used to define organic material collected on the balls of a male. Derived from a concatenation of "scrotum" and "sod", scrod is similar to smegma. The distinguishing factor is the location of the material (scrotum vs. penis). Scrod can be any combination of human excrement collected on the scrotum: sexual fluids, feces, sweat, or naturally occurring 'cheese'.

Jimmy is so nasty, his balls are covered in scrod. I thinks he wipes back and front and didn't cleanup his junk and he never showers.

Eric had to clean his balls after he had sex with Missy, because they were covered in scrod.

by Penny-tration April 12, 2010

Scroat

used like the term scally in manchester for people who say "eeeaaaarrr" they're young and poor and thimk you want to shag them

"eeeaaaarrr, d'ya suck dick? i aint no scroat, its sorted,jus gettin fucked yo"

by cheryl and hannah February 16, 2004

scroat

Butt ugly youths with screeching northen accents wearing hoodies tracky bottoms tucked into their socks addidas trainers, the female spieces normally wears lots of cheap gold jewllery especially large hoop earrings and the necklace with her name spelled out on it presumeably so she dont forget who she is when pissed on white lightning.

SCROAT: the youth population of MANCHESTER ENGLAND.

by ARKON MORDICHAI January 22, 2007