They did surgery on a grape

Sentence that has been around social media recently. People say it over and over for no relevant reason. It’s popular, so why not?

Grape can be identified as a lot of things, so this sentence may have a bunch of different meanings.

The surgery was done almost 5 years ago and no one knows why it went popular AGAIN this year.

They did surgery on a grape. *Yay I’m cool now.*

by Mr. wut’s grammar? November 25, 2018

snurge

A snurge, in this day and age, has been described as the term given towards someone who has keen tendencies towards flirting with members of the opposite sex. This doesn't necessarily mean flirting with one person, depending on your level of skill, this can include flirting with numerous people at once. There are 3 levels of snurging starting with the lowest.

DIDISNURGE - this is a secret type of snurge, one who goes about their snurging business without getting noticed. Usually their snurging will consist of one or two people.

JORDISNURGE - this is the most unpopular type of snurge, usually their target is 3 or 4 people but their way of snurging is a little different to others. Usually consists of doing favours for members of the opposite sex and laughing at their unfunny jokes.

JIMMYSNURGE - This is the ultimate level of snurge, this type will snurge numerous people whether they be single or not, and will get away with it. They're techniques are very unique that opposite sex members usually fall head over heels in love with them. However, this type is very rare, not many people acheive this level of snurge.

"look at him buying them girls a drink, he is definately a snurge

by Mr. Williams frank November 15, 2010

Brain Salad Surgery

The art of screwing with ones mind either with words or pictures. In the end, turning a level headed, methodical person into a minion

I performed brain salad surgery on this guy to the point he was convinced to vote against what he initially wanted.

by joshweide October 21, 2015

Surgery

1)Surgery is something "painless" during the process, but after the god damn surgery you will feel intense pain after the anesthesia passes away.

2)Surgery is something that will make you poor, since making your dick bigger costs 2,000$

3)Surgery is another way to make you stop eating delicious food and eat vegetables depending on how much time the fucking doctor told you.

How come removing a nail costs 110$ if it's one simple surgery???

by Amenazzy July 29, 2017

Avatar Surgery

On websites such as turntable.fm, where users seek to gain points in order to upgrade their avatars and therefore their level of respect on the site, lower ranked users often experience anxiety related to being seen as uncool or as an inferior member of the community. As a result, they work hard to accumulate as many points as possible, in the shortest amount of time, so they can upgrade to a better avatar. Once they have attained the new status, they instantly revert to feeling anxiety until they can accumulate enough points to move further up the ladder and get avatar surgery again.

I've been stuck on 286 points all day...if I can get 14 more points I can finally get avatar surgery!

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Grape surgery

#grapelivesmatter

Dont eat that grape grape lives matter it needs grape surgery

by IDidSurgeryOnAGrape1 November 26, 2018

top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022