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Snowcone

The art of projecting a 'cone' using solely the power of one's semen when ejaculating. A 'cone' can typically be formed using a rolled up piece of paper into the shape of a cone, but more advanced users have been known to have used cloth, cardboard and even, in some more extreme cases, scrap metal.
Boy: Oh yeah, this is going to make a great snowcone!
*Rolls circular piece of paper into cone-like shape and places it upon his penis, begins masterbating and ejaculates, sending the cone flying into the air*
Girl: Ow! You just snowconed me in the eye!
by King Bobo September 24, 2009
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Snowblower

When a man/woman covers their mouth and eyes with their hands, and then starts to sniff real hard while another man/woman simultaneously farts on a massive pile of cocaine, sending a blow-infested fart cloud careening into the lucky guy/girl's nose.
"Birry you'll never guess what I did last night. I gave Phir a snowblower in front of his grandparents!"
by JuanitoElJefito March 10, 2009
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Swedish Snowcone

when an ice-cold needle punctures you in the ass in the perfect spot that it will come out the hole in your penis
he screamed when the gave him a swedish snowcone
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Undercover Snowblower

A sexual maneuver which involves a BJ under the covers, then spitting it all over the dudes stomach - then probably rubbing the blanket on it and you end up getting banged in the butt by the same dude, thereby having the "snow" rubbed all over your back as well. Also it probably has something to do with night time.
Last night I got so drunk I ended up giving a guy an undercover snowblower.
by bskullheadface April 29, 2015
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watermelon snowcone

Eating snow out of your girl's pussy when it's her time of the month
Steve blew chunks all over the ground after he had a watermelon snowcone
by P-Ski November 5, 2006
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Snowblower

Getting sucked off by a girl past the point of ejaculation. Getting sucked until you are limp again.
Last night Karen gave me an amazing snowblower. There was no need for cleanup when we were through.
by Dick Noughty March 31, 2009
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chocolate snowcone

The act of going into a porta-potty to take a shit, and deciding that you have enough time to rub one off.
Matt: dude what took you so long.
Ben: Dude chill, i was making a chocolate snowcone.
by gitfitsik66 December 7, 2007
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