snailtrail

The female form of the bagdrag, the snailtrail is the sliding of one's poonanny across the forehead of an unsuspecting intoxicated or sleeping victim. The snailtrail is best performed during ovulation when discharge is thicker and richer. Note: can result in injury if the snailtrailer is not stealthy.

Hey look, Kira is sleeping peacefully, let's start her morning off right with a snailtrail.

by Seeg June 3, 2006

awkward snail

like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.

you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.

Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*

by Ejohn August 20, 2009

Chuco Town Snail

When a girl, who is a bit of a prude, doesnt't want to get semen on her from a condom or the penis directly so, the male then says "Aye Aye" and proceeds to turn the condom inside out and slap her in the face resulting in a trail across her face that resembles that of a snail.

"Jose finished having sex with Ana and when she told him not to get any on her, he proceeded to give her the Chuco town snail."

by fuzzy19 February 5, 2010

Snailer

After you go for a long run or finish an exciting game of ice hockey, ask your girlfriend to take off all of her clothes and lay on her back. proceed to take off your own clothes and strattle her stomach. At that point lift yourself off of her just enough so that your long sweaty greasy sack is the only thing touching her and proceed to drag it up along her chest and over her face resulting in her getting snailed.

Man what a great game! I know, I'm so greasy right now i'm going to go home and give Lucy a wickedly slimy snailer.

by JuiceVizzle November 8, 2011

snailtrail

secretion or wetness found in the panties of women when they are horny.

stop lusting after him for goodness sake your gonna give yourself a snailtrail!!!

by jed and deb August 21, 2005

Angry Snail

When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face.

I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.

by Alex Hiltricx February 20, 2009

Snailgating

1) The act of driving below the speed limit with the effect of backing-up otherwise normal traffic flow. Artificially creating a dangerous tailgating situation by holding a position on a multi-lane road, obstinately pacing another slow-moving vehicle in an adjacent lane, while purposefully avoiding eye contact through the rear view mirror. 2) Denying someone access to a public, or nominally "shared" resource (e.g., parking place, restaurant table, etc.) by lingering in/on the resource long enough to alter the mood of the person waiting. 3) Any passive-agressive act of intentionally underperforming in order to teach someone, usually someone perceived as a jerk, a lesson that more than likely they will never learn--otherwise, an utter waste of everyone's time.

The ambulance driver testified that if it weren't for the Prius driver snailgating, the heart attack patient she was driving to the hospital may have survived.

It's always the other guy snailgating; you would NEVER do that, right?

Scientific studies have proven that the snailgating of merge hoppers actually makes traffic worst than if everyone on the uses all the available road capacity

by Roger 55 May 27, 2010