fake sneeze

faking an orgasm

"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"

by tiny the loser July 4, 2018

Rough Sneeze

When the receiver of penetration sneezes, causing their vagina or anal glands to tighten, causing pleasure for both parties.

Kind of like a donkey punch but no violence

achoo ooo oooohhhh" "have you just cum?" "no, my vagina just clenched around your cock" "oh, like a rough sneeze then

by Jack Jonas October 15, 2010

Dry Sneeze

When you sneeze and nothing comes out of your nose or mouth except air.

Dry sneezes are caused by itchy noses and/or dust.

Jon: Eww, You sneezed on my jacket!
Kim: Gosh, It was only a dry sneeze.

by Nose Hairs July 29, 2009

trouser sneeze

The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.

"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"

by Pete September 25, 2004

bum sneeze

When you blow your nose or sneeze and you let a fart go by accident. Can also be used to to simply describe a fart on it's own.

I was blowing my nose when a bum sneeze slipped out.

by Ray Kelly June 3, 2008

Sneeze-Gasm

To sneeze to an excessive amount thus triggering an orgasm

I sneezed so much dawg, I damn near sneeze-gasm'ed

by Sneeze-spert January 5, 2012

Sneeze Guard

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.

The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.

by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004