When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.
Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."
by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009
Get the Starting the Lawnmower mug.“Pass that shit to Josh... nah, he said he didn’t want any. What the fuck is that faggot starting shit in my room for?! -Chill he a cool cop.”
by famdolljo$h September 7, 2019
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Wife: Did I hear the phone ring?
Husband: Just my cell.
Wife: Who Called? Your girlfriend from Skype?
Husband: No. I was Smarting.
Husband: Just my cell.
Wife: Who Called? Your girlfriend from Skype?
Husband: No. I was Smarting.
by nurserenee January 17, 2012
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–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.
–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.
–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.
–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.
snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."
snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".
snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."
snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."
snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".
snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."
snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
by sabricks April 23, 2009
Get the Snarfling mug.by Amy Jennings December 2, 2004
Get the Snarking mug.The act of texting a friend, lover, or stranger of snuggling. Commonly confused with sexting, snexting involves no sexual activities and only snuggling actions.
These activities may include, but is not limited to, laying together on the bed, sitting on the couch next to each other, or anywhere under a blanket together.
It is also quite likely that snexting will lead to sexting. Not ironically it tends to be more likely than snuggling leads to sex.
These activities may include, but is not limited to, laying together on the bed, sitting on the couch next to each other, or anywhere under a blanket together.
It is also quite likely that snexting will lead to sexting. Not ironically it tends to be more likely than snuggling leads to sex.
During a long day of work Ryan started thinking of his girlfriend Sandra. Desperate to get home to her and her lovely body but too overly tired to have phenomenal sex with her, Ryan began snexting her of that evening's potential activities. Sandra so overjoyed of her desire to do such things with her boyfriend began to prepare a movie, food, and the living room for the evening's scheduled activities. She even got out an ideal outfit involving a loose fitting t-shirt and sweatpants, as well as taking the special extra soft, comfy, warm blanket out of the closet. The rest of the day went by quickly as the happy couple snexted each other enthusiastically. When they reconvened at home they reenacted all the acts they had been snexting each other all day, and soon fell asleep satisfied and in one another's arms.
by kwansical November 24, 2011
Get the Snexting mug.1) A text message received from a member of the opposite sex making it clear they want to hook up.
2) A text message sent to a member of the opposite sex making it clear you want to hook up.
2) A text message sent to a member of the opposite sex making it clear you want to hook up.
"I need to start snexting so I have someone to hook up with later tonight."
"Have you sent any snexts today?"
"Have you sent any snexts today?"
by HurrayBeer April 19, 2009
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