Smegma

Knob cheese

Hey Ben , you need to clean your smegma

by Matts forehead December 22, 2019

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smegma lips

The white creamy build-up under ones foreskin spooned out and slapped onto the lips of another.

His smegma lips was a funny sight to see

by misterurban1234 April 28, 2015

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Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

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Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.

I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022

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Smegma

The sebaceous cheese like substance that surrounds the head of the penis. When removed from the penis it makes an excellent topping for crackers and bread.

There is lots of smegma around his genitalia after not washing it for weeks

by theICONICshroom21 September 12, 2021

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