mossy slope

An old slang word for a woman'a nasty, hairy fucking vagina.

It was just an 80s theme party, but Stephanie took it too far by not shaving for 14 weeks. The worse mossy slope I've seen this far.

by Mr. Bright side October 11, 2013

Post-slope

A package/letter that is very light that gets taken by the wind and keeps flying away when it lands on the ground while you're trying to pick it up.

Man, what a post-slope this is

by mattstaddiz May 24, 2015

Pop Sloper

Using any unusual substances to replace lotion for masturbating.
Ex. Chocolate Syrup, Ranch Dressing, Contact Solution, Glue, etc.

Person 1: "I beat my dick so hard last night."
Person 2: "Did you use lube?"
Person 1: "Kind of, it was a Pop Sloper."
Person 2: "Oh, okay."

by Kebi69 April 16, 2017

Eastern Slope Suck

When you are kissing someone and you start sucking in your air to create an almost vacuum seal with the other person.

Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
No, I have just been using the eastern slope suck as my favorite make out method.

by Zarbees October 23, 2019

Slut Slope

One who digs themselves deeper into sexual activity to a detrimental point of the actor.

Skyla, stop being such a slut sloper; you are sleeping with too many men.

by gayjoelslutsloper November 29, 2019

oh get no scoped

1.a phrase said in a short sound clip commonly used in MLG montages

2.commonly used in MLG media and in MLG montages to signify you got no scoped

oh get no scoped!

by so dank December 6, 2016

slopes

slang for cocaine, blow, snow, etc

"Joe's a professional ski and snowboarder, he hits up the slopes every weekend"

by msarko June 16, 2008