The Shittening

When a person is exposed to gross incompetence on a repetitive basis to such an extent that they themselves undergo a dramatic and sudden decrease in their own competence.

Etymology: First used in the early 21st century, it is believed to be a colloquial inversion of "The Quickening" from The Highlander science fiction series in which, when one nearly-immortal highlander defeats another, they gain all knowledge and power possessed by their vanquished opponent.

"I'm afraid that if I have to trudge through fixing yet one more piece of garbage work I might end up going through The Shittening myself."

by Fessie September 26, 2024

Inter-smitten Fasting

Being so in love with someone that you skip meals in order to spend time with them, or don’t eat until you’re with them. It also refers to being so full of life that you don’t feel the need to eat.

I’m wasting food because of my daughter’s inter-smitten fasting. She has a new boyfriend.

by Coe2018 December 10, 2024

Schmittey and Smitten

Schmittey and Smitten are 2 human beings who are a strange couple yet awesome ;)

Me(Schmittey): Aburburburburbur

Her(Smitten): Aburburburburbur

Friend: :o o.o that's Schmittey and Smitten

by Schmittey May 24, 2013

The reverse shittening

When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.

Oh damnit, it’s The Reverse Shittening

by McJazzerVEVO October 5, 2018

The Great Shittening

A term used to characterize the apparent decline in quality of corporate output (e.g. movies, tv shows, video games, physical products, etc.)

Person 1: The new SpongeBob movie is going to fucking suck!!
Person 2: Blame it on The Great Shittening.

by JTWIZZLE1200 December 19, 2025

While you were Yitten yatten spitten and spatten

While you were wasting time

While you were yitten yatten spitten and spatten I was washing the dishes.

by anonymous April 8, 2022