What should be put around the necks of all members and fans associated with this fucked up creation of a band.
by mytheos July 16, 2003
An INDUSTRIAL metal band with 9 members,only three of which were in the original lineup on the mate.feed.kill.repeat. album. (<<their first. the numbers on their second cd was the barcode number on the afore mentioned cd) Some brackish pieces of shit think slipknot bought their masks... no.your wrong. all their masks are homemade and very tight and painful to wear as to add to the intesity of their music and/or live show. Slipknot is a great band, but it is not for everyone. A slipknot can also be a type of knot that is learned in boyscouts
by Shadow of a Man February 23, 2004
kickass metal-thrash band. with such songs as Duality, People=Shit, and Wait and Bleed. Originated in Iowa.
me- "Slipknot is quite possibly the best thing to come outta Iowa"
my friend- "where the hell is your slipknot cd?"
my friend- "where the hell is your slipknot cd?"
by eliz April 26, 2005
Slipknot are one of the best bands around, if you actually take the time to listen to their music you will see that it is actually amazing! They also have the fittest drummer of all time, so instead of writing shit about them on here, why don't you do something good with you're time and listen to their music!
by Joey April 03, 2004
Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknot is an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of teenage girls, pseudo-goths, and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of which were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey "Fag" Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are the typical angst-ridden gay shit such as bleeding to death, Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, and gouging your eyes out.
All of the band members wear boilersuits and distinct masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces.
When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.
Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside. Strangely enough, most (if not all) Slipknot fans are also complete faggots.
All of the band members wear boilersuits and distinct masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces.
When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.
Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside. Strangely enough, most (if not all) Slipknot fans are also complete faggots.
Famous Slipknot Lyrics:
-PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!
-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGH!!!
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EAAAAAAAAAAARGH UGH UGH!!!!11ONEONE AEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
-PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!
-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGH!!!
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EAAAAAAAAAAARGH UGH UGH!!!!11ONEONE AEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
by MaidenAndPriestRule September 02, 2005
Ok, so, slipknot are an amazing band. To be fair, I understand that people don't like them, but that doesn't matter. As if they care what you think. obviously, if you're one of their fans, they probably would care, because, you know, they need fans to get money. In my opinion they are the best metal band around, and i listen to a fucking lot of metal. And, ok, they may not be as talented as the likes of metallica or maiden, but they are a fuck lot more talented than you. have any of you tried to play any of their songs? the large percentage of them is actually very very hard to play, and then you try circle head banging at the same time. go on, try it. joey jordison is probably one of the most talented musicians in the world, so don't start saying shit about him. and then the fact that they have 9 members. you try and get 9 people all playing perfectly with each other. all of you fuckwit haters really should think. and to be honest, they are probably the most 'mainstream'(by which i mean big in the music industry) metal band at the moment. sorry, sorry, after metallica. this is just to explain to all of you, they wear the masks so that they is no hype outside of the band about who they are and focuses more on the music. Oh, and because they do look fucking awesome. i know that they probably arent the best band in the world, but theyr my favourite so yeah up yours. most of slipknot's fans arent dickheaded fat kids or pimply angry teenagers. they are people who arent exactly conforming, aren't exactly happy, aren't exactly simple, stupid people. ok there will be the you know ten twenty percent who are, but you'd get that with any other band. please give them a chance, they are mindblowingly brilliant. trust. :)
She seemed dressed in all of me
Stretched across my shame,
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me.
I'd do anything to have her to myself,
Just to have her for myself.
Now I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad.
She is everything to me,
The unrequited dream,
The song that no one sings,
The unattainable.
She's a myth that I have to believe in,
All I need to make it real is one more reason.
I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do when she makes me sad.
But I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
A catch in my throat, choke,
Torn into pieces, I won't. Be.
I don't want to be this but
I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me) x4
She isn't real.
I can't make her real.
She isn't real.
I can't make her real
oh my god, all theyr songs really are about wanting to kill themselves and how much they hate the world. and shit.
all you haters out there are completely right. yeah, and, because i like slipknot, now i'm going to go off and cry and cut my wrists, because, i like slipknot.
ooh, one thing though, try writing a song or poetry that deep.
Stretched across my shame,
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me.
I'd do anything to have her to myself,
Just to have her for myself.
Now I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad.
She is everything to me,
The unrequited dream,
The song that no one sings,
The unattainable.
She's a myth that I have to believe in,
All I need to make it real is one more reason.
I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do when she makes me sad.
But I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
A catch in my throat, choke,
Torn into pieces, I won't. Be.
I don't want to be this but
I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me) x4
She isn't real.
I can't make her real.
She isn't real.
I can't make her real
oh my god, all theyr songs really are about wanting to kill themselves and how much they hate the world. and shit.
all you haters out there are completely right. yeah, and, because i like slipknot, now i'm going to go off and cry and cut my wrists, because, i like slipknot.
ooh, one thing though, try writing a song or poetry that deep.
by off my face April 16, 2009
by Your Mother July 20, 2003