What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).
I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.
To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.
Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"
No that's a snuckizzard. You retard
To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.
Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"
No that's a snuckizzard. You retard
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Get the Skazz mug.Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.
Getting slizzard like a g6.
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Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.
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You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.
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You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.
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