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mini skirt

The favorite article of clothing for a true slut. A mini skirt allows easy access to the sluts pussy and ass.
often the slut won't even wear panties.
Last night Kathy wore her shortest mini skirt to a college bar. Even though shes 54 years old she has sexy legs and a great ass. She got wet letting the young men peek up her skirt at her bald pussy and tight ass. She ended up letting 3 different college boys fuck her right in the rest room. She begged them to use her married cunt and ass and to fill her with hot cum. They called her a slut and whore as they took turns lifting her skirt and pumping into her tight dirty fuckholes.
by btld October 2, 2007
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Skirt Day

The first day--usually a couple of weeks after the start of spring in areas which experience significant seasonal variation (such as the northeast US)--on which a large majority of girls and women wear their newest skirts. This occurs en masse, leading one to blurt, "Oh, thank God for Skirt Day." Skirt Day generally occurs on the second or third day of consecutive, skirt-encouraging weather in a week (at least mid-60s, winds < 10-15mph).
I woke up this morning, strode outside, saw dozens of beautiful girls in skirts on the way to class, said a brief thank-you to God for their smooth and fit legs, and promptly declared to my friends, "Today ... is Skirt Day."
by Rarathelunchman April 4, 2009
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Skitso

used to describe a crazy person or crackhead

Better when used in a Aussie accent
by SKitsocunt April 20, 2018
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Vampire Skirt Chaser

Someone who chases after sexy goth girls. Originated from Diana.
You Vampire skirt chaser! I know you're going out there trying to get in her pants!!! Why haven't you called me???
by Selice August 29, 2006
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Skirtism

The belief that men wear pants and women wear skirts and if not followed it may cause gender confusion and sin. Skirtism is most common in different religious groups.
She can't even wear shorts thats a bad case of skirtism.
by McBee August 10, 2006
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skirt around

from house:
every time you want to skirt around ethical boundaries?
by dazzledamper June 7, 2016
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skirt issue

Do not skirt issues with your spouse, specifically the important ones
by Purple Jay July 18, 2017
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