Simp

The abbreviation for Sucker Idiolising Mediocre Pu$$y. A simp is a weak man who overvalues women. He will do anything. A classic example is Simon from the Inbetweeners, who simps after Carli all day in the hopes of getting with her. Most simps are often below-average, unfit, hairy and stinky, and have no self-awareness to the point they think they have a chance with a fit girl. Lol. Don't be a simp.

Simp: I am incredibly sorry to all the womxn in the world for my the patriarchy. Every womxn I see running for office, I will vote! Every victim of the patriarchy shall receive $50 from my bank account!
Man (bc simps aren't real men): No, please don't. Go shave.

by bigboobies007 August 3, 2020

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The opposite of a misogynist. A simp is a man who will bring himself down compared to a woman in order to consolidate him getting any coochie. Usually looked down-upon by fellow guys and unnoticed by women. This is a final/desperate grab at pussy, and more often than not ends up with misguided hatred towards women. Usually associated with the name Nathan.

Guy 1: Yo, what's the deal with Nathan and that girl?

Guy 2: He's just being a simp. I heard he said that he wasn't worthy of liking her.

Guy 1: Really? That's pretty sad, man. What a simp.

by Cakeswitdasauce January 6, 2020

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A word that’s over used and was supposed to be cool until all these lil ass kids started using it, they think just bc u like a girl your a simp, smh. And no racist shii but it’s mostly lil white kids saying it 👎🏽

Person: that girl over there fine asf
Lil kid: SIMP
Person2: boy if you don’t sit yo lil ass down,u get no bitches nigga

by Johnson from New Jersey April 14, 2020

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